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We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle