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German Flatulence Control

Fartkontrol on the Autobahn

German Flatulence Control thanks to Karen Sorel

Fartkontrol translation
Danish - fartkontrol;    English - speed control
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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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