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Gold Silk Fabric

Business in the Muslim Quarter of the Old City (Jerusalem)

Gold Silk Fabric thanks to joe-kster

Gold Silk Fabric thanks to joe-kster

Gold Silk Fabric thanks to joe-kster

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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

An ape is an ape, a varlet's a varlet
Though clothed in silk or clothed in scarlet. - Spanish Proverb

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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