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Goose Walkers
Is goose considered as Vegan food?
Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts
Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City
Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.
All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin
A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell
A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen
Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller
I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama
With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan
A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis
Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin
A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell
A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen
Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller
I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama
With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan
A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis
Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
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