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Goose Walkers
Is goose considered as Vegan food?
Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts
Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City
Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.
Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb
The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin
It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb
The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin
It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
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