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Goose Walkers

Is goose considered as Vegan food?

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City

Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Bad attitudes will ruin your team. - Terry Bradshaw

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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