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Goose Walkers

Is goose considered as Vegan food?

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City

Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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Bad attitudes will ruin your team. - Terry Bradshaw

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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