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GoPro from the Ship Mast

Isn't she a beauty!

GoPro from the Ship Mast thanks to Vic Orava

GoPro (formerly Woodman Labs, Inc.) is an American manufacturer of action cameras, often used in extreme-action videography

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy


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