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GoPro from the Ship Mast

Isn't she a beauty!

GoPro from the Ship Mast thanks to Vic Orava

GoPro (formerly Woodman Labs, Inc.) is an American manufacturer of action cameras, often used in extreme-action videography

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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