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GoPro from the Ship Mast

Isn't she a beauty!

GoPro from the Ship Mast thanks to Vic Orava

GoPro (formerly Woodman Labs, Inc.) is an American manufacturer of action cameras, often used in extreme-action videography

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy


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