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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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