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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

To love at all is to be vulnerable. - C S Lewis

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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