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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


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