Grandma Was Here

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah