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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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