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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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