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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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