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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard


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