Gun Laws

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim