Gun Laws

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry