Haematology Christmas Tree

Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon