Haematology Christmas Tree

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Red Blood Count: Dracula - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller