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Qualm: Feeling odd about a coming storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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