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Air Force One is the official air traffic control call sign for a United States Air Force aircraft carrying the President of the United States. From Presidents Roosevelt to Trump, Boeing airplanes have transported U.S. presidents around the world. The U.S. Air Force announced that it will continue the Boeing tradition with the 747-8, which will replace the two 747-200s that serve as the presidential Air Force One fleet. When the 747-8 takes flight as the next Air Force One, Boeing airplanes will mark more than half a century of presidential service through the Jet Age.

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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