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Hampton Inn Zombies

Pools keep out non-swimming zombies

Hampton Inn Zombies thanks to Bill Wellbelove

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim. - James A. Garfield

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back. - Robin Williams

The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he'll come sleep in your closet rather than spend ten shillings on a hotel. - Truman Capote

Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson

We live in story like a fish lives in water. We swim through words and images siphoning story through our minds the way a fish siphons water through its gills. We cannot think without language. - Christina Baldwin


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