Hands Free Driving

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy