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Head Twins

Looking out for your sister

Head Twins thanks to Shari Renstrom

Headlong relationship or joined at the head

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield


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