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Head Twins

Looking out for your sister

Head Twins thanks to Shari Renstrom

Headlong relationship or joined at the head

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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