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Looking out for your sister

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Headlong relationship or joined at the head

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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