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Headlong relationship or joined at the head

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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