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History Doesn't Repeat Itself thanks to Margaret Duncan

Communication change throughout the ages

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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