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Communication change throughout the ages

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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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