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History Doesn't Repeat Itself

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History Doesn't Repeat Itself thanks to Margaret Duncan

Communication change throughout the ages

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Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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