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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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