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Aragorn would not be stopping for Second Breakfast

“Second Breakfast” is a meal eaten after breakfast, but before lunch. It is traditional in Bavaria, Poland, and Hungary. In Bavaria or Poland, special dishes are made exclusively to be eaten during second breakfast. In Vienna and most other parts of Austria the second breakfast is referred to as Jause. It is typical to eat four to five meals a day in these locations.

In J. R. R. Tolkien’s novel “The Hobbit”, the protagonist, Bilbo Baggins, eats a second breakfast. In the preface to its sequel, The Lord of the Rings, Tolkien mentions that hobbits prefer to eat six meals a day.

Seven daily hobbit meals (most famously listed by a distraught Pippin soon after realizing that Aragorn would not be stopping for Second Breakfast)
7:00am – Breakfast
9:00am – Second Breakfast
11:00am – Elevenses
1:00pm – Luncheon
4:00pm – Afternoon Tea
6:00pm – Dinner
8:00pm – Supper

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Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde


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