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Aragorn would not be stopping for Second Breakfast
“Second Breakfast” is a meal eaten after breakfast, but before lunch. It is traditional in Bavaria, Poland, and Hungary. In Bavaria or Poland, special dishes are made exclusively to be eaten during second breakfast. In Vienna and most other parts of Austria the second breakfast is referred to as Jause. It is typical to eat four to five meals a day in these locations.
In J. R. R. Tolkien’s novel “The Hobbit”, the protagonist, Bilbo Baggins, eats a second breakfast. In the preface to its sequel, The Lord of the Rings, Tolkien mentions that hobbits prefer to eat six meals a day.
Seven daily hobbit meals (most famously listed by a distraught Pippin soon after realizing that Aragorn would not be stopping for Second Breakfast)
7:00am – Breakfast
9:00am – Second Breakfast
11:00am – Elevenses
1:00pm – Luncheon
4:00pm – Afternoon Tea
6:00pm – Dinner
8:00pm – Supper
In J. R. R. Tolkien’s novel “The Hobbit”, the protagonist, Bilbo Baggins, eats a second breakfast. In the preface to its sequel, The Lord of the Rings, Tolkien mentions that hobbits prefer to eat six meals a day.
Seven daily hobbit meals (most famously listed by a distraught Pippin soon after realizing that Aragorn would not be stopping for Second Breakfast)
7:00am – Breakfast
9:00am – Second Breakfast
11:00am – Elevenses
1:00pm – Luncheon
4:00pm – Afternoon Tea
6:00pm – Dinner
8:00pm – Supper
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien
Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien
Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde
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