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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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