Horse Laughter

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Laugh an' th' world laughs with you, weep an' it keeps on laughin'. - Kin Hubbard

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

With all the fearful strain that is upon me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. - Abraham Lincoln

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com