Horse Laughter

Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer