Horse Laughter

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

It's better to make people laugh than cry. - Ronnie Corbett

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward