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Horse Laughter

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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