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Horse Wood Sculpture

Horsing around with driftwood art

Horse Wood Sculpture thanks to Barry McCartney

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Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Newly Hatched Termites: Babes in the wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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