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Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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