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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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