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How Texans View The U.S.

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How Texans View The U.S. thanks to Keith Blake

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you really listen to another person from their point of view, and reflect back to them that understanding, it's like giving them emotional oxygen. - Stephen Covey


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