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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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