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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer


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