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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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