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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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