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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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