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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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