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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike. - Horace Mann

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. - Aimee Mullins

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. - George Orwell

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

If there is no other life, then this one has been enough to make it worth being born myself a human being. - Pearl S Buck

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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