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I Can Explain It

... but I can't understand it for you

I Can Explain It thanks to Barry McCartney

Understanding something from another person's perspective

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Fate is character. - William Winter

My shrink doesn't understand me. - Unknown

Don't try to explain it, just sell it. - Colonel Tom Parker

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. - H.H. Munro

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. - C S Lewis

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. - Jane Austen

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell


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