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If You Work Hard

How to donate half your income to the government

If You Work Hard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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