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How to donate half your income to the government

If You Work Hard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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