If You're Looking For A Sign

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no longer crippled after all their vital signs have ceased to exist. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

A sense of humor is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. - Hugh Sidey

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." - Steven Wright

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on. - Unknown