If You're Looking For A Sign

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Those who go looking for faults seldom find anything else. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything. - Paul Simon

I have come home at last! This is my real country! I belong here. This is the land I have been looking for all my life, though I never knew it till now... Come further up, come further in! - C S Lewis

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on. - Unknown