If You're Looking For A Sign

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Those who go looking for faults seldom find anything else. - Unknown

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

A great deal of what we see depends on what we are looking for. - Amish Saying

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

A sense of humor is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. - Hugh Sidey

I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate. - Jo Brand

In looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy. And if they don't have the first, the other two will kill you. - Warren Buffett

I have come home at last! This is my real country! I belong here. This is the land I have been looking for all my life, though I never knew it till now... Come further up, come further in! - C S Lewis

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on. - Unknown