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In Case of Emergency

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In Case of Emergency thanks to Roy Turkington

Finding the closest thing at hand during an emergency

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

Manufracture: To produce items which break after little use - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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