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In Case of Emergency

Inspirational sign for looters

In Case of Emergency thanks to Roy Turkington

Finding the closest thing at hand during an emergency

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Allege: A high rock shelf. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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