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In The Fast Lane

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In The Fast Lane thanks to Mike King

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough


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