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Vigorous writing is concise. - William Strunk, Jr.

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. - Christina Baldwin

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

I have never started a poem yet whose end I knew. Writing a poem is discovering. - Robert Frost

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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