Ineptocracy: a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
QuotaBillsAll politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan
A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com