Ineptocracy: a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
QuotaBillsAll politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy
Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien