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Into Fitness - Part II

Inspirational sign of a cupcake diet

Into Fitness - Part II thanks to Rita Blanshard

Cardiovascular fitness is the ability of the heart, blood cells and lungs to supply oxygen-rich blood to the working muscle tissues and the ability of the muscles to use oxygen to produce energy for movement. This type of fitness is a health-related component of physical fitness that is brought about by sustained physical activity. A person’s ability to deliver oxygen to the working muscles is affected by many physiological parameters, including heart rate, stroke volume, cardiac output, and maximal oxygen consumption. Some people make exceptions for cupcakes.
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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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