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Into Fitness - Part II
Inspirational sign of a cupcake diet
Cardiovascular fitness is the ability of the heart, blood cells and lungs to supply oxygen-rich blood to the working muscle tissues and the ability of the muscles to use oxygen to produce energy for movement. This type of fitness is a health-related component of physical fitness that is brought about by sustained physical activity. A person’s ability to deliver oxygen to the working muscles is affected by many physiological parameters, including heart rate, stroke volume, cardiac output, and maximal oxygen consumption. Some people make exceptions for cupcakes.
Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita
Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb
We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi
Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox
Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover
We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor
For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber
Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good
If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan
Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus
I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita
Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb
We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi
Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox
Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover
We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor
For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber
Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good
If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan
Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus
I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison
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