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One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

In an extroverted society, the difference between an introvert and an extrovert is that an introvert is often unconsciously deemed guilty until proven innocent. - Criss Jami

If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth, only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair. - C S Lewis

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. - Vivian Vande Velde


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