Introvert Soap
Unscented because you're not going anywhere anyway
QuotaBillsOne Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
In an extroverted society, the difference between an introvert and an extrovert is that an introvert is often unconsciously deemed guilty until proven innocent. - Criss Jami
If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth, only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair. - C S Lewis
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. - Vivian Vande Velde