Guinness Draught is a Irish Dry Stout style beer brewed by Guinness Ltd. in Dublin, Ireland
QuotaBillsIn wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews
Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill
It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce
Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Colin Farrell
What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe
My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey
I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry
I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison