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Irish Handcuffs

Guinness establishes hand-e solution in Ireland

Irish Handcuffs thanks to Howard Chapman

Guinness Draught is a Irish Dry Stout style beer brewed by Guinness Ltd. in Dublin, Ireland

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I am very proud to be Irish. - Philip Treacy

I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I had that stubborn streak, the Irish in me I guess. - Gregory Peck

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

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Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Colin Farrell

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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