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We need to listen to one another. - Chaim Potok

Listen to silence. It has so much to say. - Rumi

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Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. - Homer Simpson

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. - Kin Hubbard

When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

It is good to listen - not to voices, but to the wind blowing, to the brook running cool over polished stones, to bees drowsy with the weight of pollen. - Gladys Taber

We should always pray for help, but we should always listen for inspiration and impression to proceed in ways different from those we may have thought of. - John H Groberg

By learning to contact, listen to, and act on our intuition, we can directly connect to the higher power of the universe and allow it to become our guiding force. - Shakti Gawain

The President hears a hundred voices telling him that he is the greatest man in the world. He must listen carefully indeed to hear the one voice that tells him he is not. - Harry S. Truman

Every musical phrase has a purpose. It's like talking. If you talk with a particular purpose, people listen to you, but if you just recite, it's not as meaningful. - Itzhak Perlman

My soul,
Like yours, is open to the charms of praise:
There is no joy beyond it, when the mind
Of him who hears it can with honest pride
Confess it just, and listen to its music. - William Whitehead


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