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IrrElephant

Comforting support for those who feel irrelevant

IrrElephant thanks to Wilma Lawrence

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

I listen and give input only if somebody asks. - Barbara Bush

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. - Homer Simpson

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you. Make your personality so loud that others beg to listen to you. - Unknown

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. - William Arthur Ward

For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. - Kim Campbell

Breaking childhood teachings is never easy, and in essence, they are like white noise that can sometimes stop us from listening to ourselves, or having to listen to ourselves. - Ramani Durvasula

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. - Tom Robbins

None of us got to where we are alone. Whether the assistance we received was obvious or subtle, acknowledging someone's help is a big part of understanding the importance of saying thank you. - Harvey Mackay

Employee loyalty begins with employer loyalty. Your employees should know that if they do the job they were hired to do with a reasonable amount of competence and efficiency, you will support them. - Harvey Mackay

I think education is power. I think education is power. I think that being able to communicate with people is power. One of my main goals on the planet is to encourage people to empower themselves. - Oprah Winfrey


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