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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

That man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

I need to listen well so that I hear what is not said. - Thuli Madonsela

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. - Homer Simpson

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Know how to listen and you will profit even from those who talk badly. - Plutarch

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

If a story is not about the hearer he will not listen. And here I made a rule - a great and interesting story is about everyone or it will not last. - John Steinbeck

It is good to listen - not to voices, but to the wind blowing, to the brook running cool over polished stones, to bees drowsy with the weight of pollen. - Gladys Taber

When you really listen to another person from their point of view, and reflect back to them that understanding, it's like giving them emotional oxygen. - Stephen Covey

Every musical phrase has a purpose. It's like talking. If you talk with a particular purpose, people listen to you, but if you just recite, it's not as meaningful. - Itzhak Perlman

Breaking childhood teachings is never easy, and in essence, they are like white noise that can sometimes stop us from listening to ourselves, or having to listen to ourselves. - Ramani Durvasula


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