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Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

That man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

If you want to get people to listen, don't talk so much. - Red Auerbach

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. - Woody Allen

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen Covey

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

One of the most valuable things we can do to heal one another is listen to each other's stories. - Rebecca Falls

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

It is good to listen - not to voices, but to the wind blowing, to the brook running cool over polished stones, to bees drowsy with the weight of pollen. - Gladys Taber

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. - William Arthur Ward

Animals are not property or 'things' but rather living organisms, subjects of a life, who are worthy of our compassion, respect, friendship, and support. - Marc Bekoff

Overcoming the obstacle of my diabetes diagnosis was something that forced me tackle the challenge head-on and, with an amazing support system, eventually come out stronger. - Charlie Kimball

Breaking childhood teachings is never easy, and in essence, they are like white noise that can sometimes stop us from listening to ourselves, or having to listen to ourselves. - Ramani Durvasula

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. - Tom Robbins


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