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Making famous first impressions

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Meeting Tinkerbell at Disneyland

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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