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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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