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Meeting Tinkerbell at Disneyland

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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