Is This Really Happening?!

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

If you can't get a miracle, become one. - Nick Vujicic

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt