Is This Really Happening?!

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama