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Does your girlfriend carry an M-16?

Israeli Date thanks to Roy Turkington

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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