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Italian Fire Exit

How to put out fires in Venice, Italy

Italian Fire Exit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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