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Italian Fire Exit

How to put out fires in Venice, Italy

Italian Fire Exit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump


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