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Italian Fire Exit

How to put out fires in Venice, Italy

Italian Fire Exit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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