Jail Sale
Sign of a pending prison sentence
QuotaBillsInequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
The most anxious man in a prison is the warden. - George Bernard Shaw
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying
In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela
When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker
When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli
The world itself is but a large prison, out of which some are daily led to execution. - Sir Walter Raleigh
I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis
If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs