Jail Sale
Sign of a pending prison sentence
QuotaBillsThe most anxious man in a prison is the warden. - George Bernard Shaw
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying
In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers
I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde
Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff