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Japanese Diving Platform

JAXA, we have liftoff!

Japanese Diving Platform thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA), is Japan’s national aero-space agency. Through the merger of three previously independent organizations, JAXA was formed on October 1, 2003. JAXA is responsible for research, technology development and the launch of satellites into orbit, and is involved in advanced missions, such as ass-teroid exploration and possible manned exploration of the Moon.

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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

He's the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin' platform. - Archie Bunker

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Second guessing is much easier than speculating under pressure. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

Our goal is not to build a platform; it's to be across all of them. - Mark Zuckerberg

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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