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Jewish Assembly

There's always someone who stands out in a crowd

Jewish Assembly thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Clowning around in Jerusalem - Dare to be different

They called him Phylactery Phil

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Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. - Groucho Marx

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

There is nothing laughable about a clown in the moonlight. - Lon Chaney

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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