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Clowning around in Jerusalem - Dare to be different

They called him Phylactery Phil

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Clown: A man who acts too natural - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

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Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. - Groucho Marx

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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