Joe's Place

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes idealism and all that make believe makes the world a better place. - Sung Kang

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up some place else. - Yogi Berra

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli