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Joe's Place

Kosher-approved road sign in Shiloh, Israel for the Joe-kster

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Second Place: The first loser. - Dale Earnhardt

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best place to succeed is where you are with what you have. - Charles M Schwab

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The world is a better place as a result of Michelangelo’s not having said, "I don't do ceilings." - Edward McCabe

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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