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Joe's Place

Kosher-approved road sign in Shiloh, Israel for the Joe-kster

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Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The best place to succeed is where you are with what you have. - Charles M Schwab

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. - Albert Einstein

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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