Joe's Place

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

There is no place more delightful than one's own fireside. - Cicero

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown