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Just Because You Are Right

Communication when both parties are correct in their assumptions

Just Because You Are Right thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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