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Just Because You Are Right

Communication when both parties are correct in their assumptions

Just Because You Are Right thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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