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Just Because You Are Right

Communication when both parties are correct in their assumptions

Just Because You Are Right thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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