Just One More Glass

Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris