Just One More Glass

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown