Just One More Glass

Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown