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Kanye Twitty

Kim Kardashian bent out of shape by Kanye's Twitter rants

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Much like the rest of society, Kim Kardashian is reportedly fed up with Kanye West’s Twitter rants, which have really experienced an uptick in recent weeks. While she may not speak up much about her hubby’s ridiculous social media behavior, insiders say Kim is totally bent out of shape over it.

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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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