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Karma Towing

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My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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