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Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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