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Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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