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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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