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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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