QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift
A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain