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Kitchen Thing

Dollar stores are not known for the quality of their goods

Kitchen Thing thanks to Keith Blake

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The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

The only thing some people do is get older. - Edgar Watson Howe

Suddenly, as rare things will, it vanished. - Robert Browning

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

There is no such thing as something for nothing. - Napoleon Hill

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself. - Ausonius

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Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

A terrible thing happened to me last night again - nothing. - Phyllis Diller

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from. - Unknown

The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. - Michel De Montaigne

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

The hardest thing about earning a title is the ability to live up to it. - W.A. Welker

Those who let things happen usually lose to those who make things happen. - Dave Weinbaum

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

If you do the things today that others won't do, you will have the things tomorrow that others won't have. - Les Brown

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the macarena. - Jon Stewart

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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