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Knife Throwing Act

1800s Traveling Circus Entertainers

Knife Throwing Act thanks to Jim Serritella

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Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Wastebasket: Something to throw things near - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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