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Knife Throwing Act

1800s Traveling Circus Entertainers

Knife Throwing Act thanks to Jim Serritella

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Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice. - Sir Henry Taylor

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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