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I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

You can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. - L M Montgomery

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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