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Laid Back In The Outback

Camping in style for Aussie Jeep drivers

Laid Back In The Outback thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Roughing it in Australia

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I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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