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Laid Back In The Outback

Camping in style for Aussie Jeep drivers

Laid Back In The Outback thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Roughing it in Australia

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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

You can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. - L M Montgomery

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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