Lawn Mirror

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield